Get in the car.
Get in the car.
And no, I don't care how hardcore you are. Just fasten your seatbelt.

5secsofswxft:

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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This is so me I’m laughing

(Source: zaynsbro, via areweoutofthew0odsyet)

196,542 notes

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: girlslug, via frosted)

487,961 notes

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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(Source: greed, via wal-ouija)

91,245 notes

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

(via stand)

305,931 notes

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via idc-kiss)

232,765 notes

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via unescapable)

729,424 notes

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

(via andialmostdo)

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